There's a few very detrimental things I've learned since I started engaging in sexual escapades with women, bits of information which I have deemed as invaluable lessons not to be soon forgotten. The first of those things is that I'm gifted with unusually large equipment; this I learned when I entered Maggie Brown for the first time, and she had to bury her face in my shoulder not to scream. The second is that you will never truly know a person until you're alone with them in the bedroom; it is then that you can genuinely unmask a woman, and make her yours forever. The third, and most important, is understanding what a woman wanted when she looked at me. That, when women came to my door in the middle of the night, it was because they wanted someone strong, someone dangerous, someone who would take everything from them and not apologize.